michael

michael
1. (michael) (17330↑, 4070↓)
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

Michael a very cool person.

Author: Anonymous Girl http://michael.urbanup.com/1536602
2. (Michael) (6720↑, 2959↓)
From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God"

Michael drove Satan and his armies from heaven.

Author: Michael Rossettie http://michael.urbanup.com/1852714
3. (Michael) (5739↑, 2679↓)
the coolest motherfuckin name on the planet. Many stupid people say that it is a boring and lame name, but that is not so. Many of the coolest people in the world have that name.

"Hey, did you see Michael doin work when he was at the mini horse rodeo?"

4. (Michael) (3449↑, 1485↓)
An extremely nice, funny and talented/good looking person who is slightly vain. But overall everyone likes him because hes really cool

Michael, I love you\!

Author: Michael Champagne http://michael.urbanup.com/1303829
5. (michael) (2960↑, 1070↓)
a handsome and intelligent man, michael is very grounded and knows what he wants. Michael has the ideal person in mind and won't fall for someone fake. ambition and goals to take over the world is what he dreams up. give him his perfect partner and he will become complete like no other time in his life. Michael is like the sun and is legendary.

"I love Michael, he is a gentleman." "Michael? That's a common name, but aren't you amazing\!"

6. (michael) (1444↑, 547↓)
This name has the meaning of one who is like god It originates from hebrew and is one of the most common male names. Even though this name is one of the top 10 most common male names people that are named this are not very similar to everyone else. They are all different and shouldn't be called similar or common even though their name is one of the top names used. Shortened versions of michael include: - Mike - Mick - Mikey Famous people by the name of michael include: - Michael Jordan - Michael J. Fox - Michael Phelps

Wow that Michael was such a cool guy\! We have 3 Michaels in our class

7. (MICHAEL) (2174↑, 1290↓)
MICHAEL is the \#4 most common male name. 2.629% of men in the US are named MICHAEL. Around 3220525 US men are named MICHAEL\! MICHAEL is the \#799 most common female name. 0.012% of females in the US are named MICHAEL. Around 15300 US females are named MICHAEL\! MICHAEL is the \#877 most common last name. 0.014% of last names in the US are MICHAEL. Around 35000 US last names are MICHAEL\!

No, I don't want MICHAEL.

8. (Michael) (730↑, 212↓)
A boy that is seemingly dangerous and adventurous on the outside, but is sweet and gentle on the inside. If you are lucky enough to be with Michael, you will quickly realize that he outshines your own intellect, but ask him to clarify and he will. WARNING: His thoughts are very complex, so you must concentrate on what he's saying to fully understand. Also, he can be a perfect gentleman and very kind with your heart, but break it just as quickly with no reason at all.

Guy \#1: He's such a genius\!\! Guy \#2: No, he's a Michael.

9. (Michael) (608↑, 163↓)
The most amazing person on the planet. Absolutely the light in my darkness, my hope when it's hopeless. The one person who can truley make everything okay.

Michael I have no clue what I ever did to deserve you.

10. (Michael) (666↑, 271↓)
An insanely HOT guy with an amazing body and is super funny. Girls cry when they see him because they know he is too good for them. Girl and guys around he world desire Michael.

Girl1: Oh my gosh\! Theres Michael\! Girl2: *tear*

Author: Girl Who Is Hotter Than You http://michael.urbanup.com/3285059
11. (Michael) (416↑, 113↓)
People with this name are likely to be extremely awesome. That or sociopathic. Regardless of the mental state, all Michaels are sexy, funny, and sex-gods in bed.

Damn, I wish I had a Michael to date right now. That would be freakin' sweet. Antonyms: [Vince], [Douche], [Fag]

Author: Suck-it-Merriam http://michael.urbanup.com/3942880
12. (michael) (477↑, 225↓)
loving and caring, sweet and special, micheal is a total angel...he'll go out of his way to make you feel better

"F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere, anytime atall...down here in the deep blue sea"

13. (Michael) (311↑, 64↓)
A complex yet [amazing] person that women are instantly attracted to. Doesn't love easily, but loves hard when he does. Is aware of his faults and strives to be a better person. A health-conscious individual, Michael takes care of himself physically and as a result is extremely [sexy]. Amazing in bed and extremely well-endowed. Highly [intelligent], and seeks out intellectual equals to associate with. Is hard on himself when he makes mistakes, often to the point of being self-deprecating and self-destructive. Can forgive others more easily than he can forgive himself. Needs to know that despite his shortcomings and past mistakes he is a beautiful person worthy of a "happily ever after". It's worth every bit of heartache just to have the chance to know and love him.

"Wow, check that guy out.." "I know, that's Michael.." "Ohh, no wonder he seems amazing."

14. (michael) (495↑, 270↓)
Michael, also can be Mike, Mikey, ect., is a boys name. Michael is the sweetest,nicest boy you will ever meet but hes a strong ass man too. He can beat you up if he wanted to. He may act stupid at times, but thats ok because at least he knows how to have fun.

Your such a Michael. =)

15. (michael) (396↑, 207↓)
Sexiest damn bastard in the world. Best Friend Major Player

That michael is soo...sexy\!\! Such a bastard that michael\!\! Michael is so fucking funny\!\! Michael is such a player\!\!

16. (Michael) (164↑, 47↓)
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. He is a sports fanatic and his team can do no wrong. He is health conscience and strives to be a better person. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he landed the [HOTTEST], & [coolest] girl as his [girlfriend]..mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

Michael a very cool person. guy 1 do you see that fine a** chick guy 2 yeah, she prob has a boyfriend named Michael

Author: Nebraska Nantucket http://michael.urbanup.com/4561401
17. (Michael) (191↑, 77↓)
A sexy bitch

"Michael is a sexy bitch."

Author: michaelisasexybitch http://michael.urbanup.com/4356202
18. (Michael) (161↑, 49↓)
Michael is the most amazing man in Earth. He's sweet, proud, intelligent, kind, strong, all of what an amazing man needs for a perfect way of life. He's a little bit shy but very funny. Michael is the name of one of the strongest God's angels. I'm sure you can see this pure light in every Michael's eyes. Mine is like superman.... My Michael.

Michael, an angel's name, is amazing and the best lover ever for sure \!

Author: crazy for superman http://michael.urbanup.com/4609954
19. (michael) (170↑, 61↓)
From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God" some of the most awesome people are named michael.

hey, look how cool michael is\!

20. (Michael) (175↑, 69↓)
from hebrew origin, Used in: Czech, English, French and German speaking countries Extended form of Micha, meaning "Who is like God?". people with the name michael are: caring, funny, compassionate, loyal, a mans man, sporty and fit, unlucky in love, and family oriented, will someday make a good husband and father, a little impatient Michael's are cute, but not alltogether handsom, but are wonderful people and make loyal friends.

"he is a really nice guy, I bet his name is Michael"

21. (Michael) (125↑, 31↓)
An extremely sexy, smart, funny guy who has an amazing head on his shoulders (shoulders which tend to be ridiculously perfect), is very attractive, and is successful with anything creative and involving analytical thinking. Fun to be around and very addicting. Great communication skills and empathizes with people well. Caring and down to earth. Someone to admire/look up to. A yellow bird. Someone who blows your mind in bed.

"I am addicted to Michael." "You are my yellow bird."

22. (Michael) (103↑, 20↓)
Michael is the most amazing person you could ever meet in your life. He's sweet, caring, super handsome, down to earth, sporty, empathetic, lovable, hot, a great listener/ advice giver and an all around great guy. Even if he isnt your boyfriend, you can talk to him about absolutely anything and everything. He will help you through it all, the good and bad. When your with him or talking to him or just even thinking about him, you feel like nothing could possibly go wrong. He's way more amazing than any other person that ever existed. He really knows how to turn you on and what to say all the time. Michael cant hurt someone he cares about, even the tiniest bit, especially the ones close to his heart. He is sensitive to the people he trusts most and shows it around them. He will give hint about his feelings even if you arent that close with him. He makes everyone feel accepted and wanted. He is very understanding so if you mess up and your are legitimately sorry for it, he will have no problem forgiving you. He is an amazing best friend and the longer you know him, the stronger your friendship becomes. Pretty soon it gets to the point where absolutely nothing could damage it. Michael is the person everyone should aspire to be, though they could never reach his level, they should try.

Kathy: "Wow. Who's your friend? He is absolutely amazing?\!" Lauren: "Ha. I know right? He's my best friend. His name is Michael." Kathy: "Oh, that makes so much sense. He totally is worthy of the name. Your lucky you have him."

23. (Michael) (109↑, 39↓)
Michael Might be the greatest person you will meet. He is nice and funny. Beware he might make you smile so much that your face will hurt. He has an awesome body... Play your cards right with Michael and he will use his Michael Magic to make you smile not matter what mood you are in. He can even make you want to drive all the way to NJ just to see him. He is Pretty Amazing..

"I need me some Michael"

24. (michael) (114↑, 45↓)
2 words...... HUGE DICK\!\!\!\!\!\!

Damn, your nothing compared to my ex Michael.

25. (Michael) (96↑, 35↓)
The Best guy you ever want to meet. He is kind generous. He has the most unbelievable smile and eyes that you could get lost in. He is the man every guy should aspire to be. He is everyone's hero a great father the best husband.

Michael is the man of my dreams

26. (Michael) (77↑, 28↓)
Michael is a great guy. He is funny, sweet, and extremly hot. He is the guy every girl falls for. He has a great sense of humor and makes everyone laugh. He has a sexy body and makes girls go crazy\! He has many friends and stands up for them when someone beats them down. He is always smiling and when you see him you can't help bit smile to. Michael is hot.

Michael is sooooo sexy. Everyone loves Michael\!

27. (Michael) (78↑, 36↓)
Like God.The best at everything, but most of all the best name you can lookup on Urban Dictionary and paste on your facebook.

Go to urbandictionary.com and look up your first name. Copy this in your status and post what Urban Dictionary says about your name in the first comment. Michael is the best.

28. (Michael) (55↑, 23↓)
the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is a die-hard romantic and has the sweetest heart in the whole world. He doesnt like to break girls hearts but doesnt want to be heartbroken. He has the most amazing voice and hair, hes tall and dark hair and eyes and the most gorgeous guy in the world. He has the cutest laugh in the world and means the world to his true love.

"Have you seen Michael today?" "Yes i have and i'm soooo jealous of his girl..."

29. (Michael) (59↑, 27↓)
a very cool person that you want to be friends forever with.

Michael Brown is REALLY cool.

30. (Michael) (47↑, 17↓)
The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.

Girl: I really like Michael, I want him to kiss me. Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.

Author: HelplesslyInLoveWithHim:) http://michael.urbanup.com/5525637
31. (Michael) (48↑, 23↓)
An absolutely AMAZING guy with brown hair and hypnotizing brown eyes. This guy is Hillarious\! and has many nicknames. He often forgives but never forgets, and would do anything for his best friend, including risk getting majorly hurt. He thinks of his best friend as his "lil sister" and she loves it when he says it. Michael is retarded&geeky at times but thats just him and it makes him that much better. He is like no other you have EVER met\!\!\!\!\!\! There is no way there could ever be any other person so awesome out there. He is truely amazing, and his "lil sis" hopes he knows that, because she cant tell him enough =)

"lil sis": WOW.. i cant believe i just did that, im sooo retarded lol Michael: lol, ya but dont worry,its ok, I still love you lil sis... no matter how blonde you can be lol "lil sis": * smiles* lol,I love you too my AMAZING big bro lol

Author: ILoveYouGeekBoy=P http://michael.urbanup.com/5113189
32. (Michael) (57↑, 37↓)
A very beautiful and genuine man. Stands out from all the rest. So incredibly handsome that is BURNS like a motherfucker. Very Talented and visibly well endowed. Seriously heaven sent. Original. Beautiful. Can sweep a girl off her feet just by seeing him. Most likely to love you if you fall on your face too. Wow. Stunning. Brings tears. Leaves you speechless. Breathless. Hes perfect. Hes really talented in Culinary Arts.

Wow can you just believe that? Its too good to be true? Indirectly but surely Im in love. Hes so perfect. And goodlooking in a way it literally leaves you melting and you can feel the burn. Thats my baby Michael\! Oh just leave me dreaming. *Cries*

Author: Cynthiahahahaha http://michael.urbanup.com/4754097
33. (Michael) (48↑, 29↓)
Michael: a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in Michael having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all Michael's are like this though; only the Michael variety whose last name is Rand

Jon: Wow that kids crying even though i just poked him Bob: ya, he's such a Michael Billy: wow your such a douche canoe Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand

Author: TruthAboutMichaelRand http://michael.urbanup.com/5415205
34. (michael) (36↑, 17↓)
the most loved person on earth

michael ashtari nuff said

35. (Michael) (45↑, 27↓)
An amazingly strange individual. Has a very unique personality and is pretty easy to get along with. He sometimes likes to argue with you, but that's just his way of having fun. Great with art and poetry. Very easy going and laid back. And is always craving a cigarette. Helps out with problems but knows when its appropriate to just listen. Loves to help out the people he cares about and spends too much of his time on the ones close to his heart. He's a very forgiving person, but god help you if you piss him off. Revenge is part of his nature. And he's very good at exacting it. Either he'll love you or he'll hate you. There is no in between. And it's always better to be on his loving side, cause he can really f'ck you up if you aren't. He is an amazing friend and even better if he's a part of your family. He doesn't realize it but a lot of his friends and family hold him dear to their hearts. He is an amazing brother, and even though he is the younger of the two, he is look up on by his older brother.

Girl - "Hey, do you know that Michael kid?" Guy - "Yeah, he's my brother. F'ckin amazing kid. I love him to death." Girl - "Yeah I know\! Me too\!"

36. (Michael) (16↑, 5↓)
Sexy beast. Likes cheese, sweaters, and jello. Has the biggest dick in the world and can shake the bed hard. Likes people with brown hair. Lots of funny jokes. Everyone loves him. One of a kind. Average height, average baseball abilities, but above average sex skills.Strongest guy. and is the best kisser on the lips and ass\! Dont let your Michael go.

Well ofcourse, that kids name is Michael\!

Author: cooljJjJjJjJ7855 http://michael.urbanup.com/5932994
37. (Michael) (17↑, 6↓)
A kick-ass person that you can always trust. It might take some time for you to get to know him, but once you become friends, you'll never regret it. And if you miss out on that opportunity, you should get shot in the foot for being a total dumb ass for ruining a chance to know such an awesome guy. A bit of a dork sometimes, but in a good way that'll make you smile, especially when you've been feeling down or have had a bad day. You always know that he'll listen when you need someone and even if he doesn't like to admit it, he cares enough to kick your ass when you need some good, old fashioned tough love (or have just been being emo). Of course, that doesn't mean he can't be a softy sometimes, too. His loyalty is unquestionable and he has great morals that makes most guys look like [douchebags] (not that that's hard, really xD). Absolutely hilarious and has a great smile whether he believes it or not and can literally make you choke on your drink trying not to laugh. He's just an awesome guy, a bad ass friend, and someone you'd never forget once you've known him. Honestly, he's cool enough for you to want to be an older brother and even in the worst of moods he's way cooler than almost anyone else on this planet. And if you don't believe it, you can suck it because the [proof is in the pudding].

Psh, example not needed for Michael, bitch. ;D

Author: ChokingonSprite http://michael.urbanup.com/5930115
38. (Michael) (21↑, 11↓)
Michael is a guy that any girl would like to be with. Hes perfect. Not to metion hot. The most athletic guy in the school. Anyone who would be able to be with him is definately in luck.

Wow, he is such a Michael, look at how he kicks that soccer ball.

Author: michellexD3471625 http://michael.urbanup.com/5508706
39. (Michael) (53↑, 43↓)
People with this name are very likely to be made entirely of [AWESOME]. The Angel Michael was God's Hitman. Most Michaels can [lick] their eyeballs. Michaels are equal parts Bloom and Decay. Michael is another word for [fly], [dope] and Libahunt. Michaels are [Pimp]. [FTW].

I'm too [Michael] for this.

40. (Michael) (52↑, 42↓)
One who believes in God

Michael tries not to hate on any level.

Author: *Archangel Michael* http://michael.urbanup.com/4557319
41. (michael) (26↑, 18↓)
Michael is name of hebrew origin and means he who is like god, he is an intelligent, funny, handsome guy and is normally pretty well hung, he has an awesum personality , he normally likes people who enjoy the same music as him, he has impecable taste and know which girl he wants, he likes shorter people and is always willing to lend an item of clothing eg: a hoodie

if you know a Michael you should dump your boyfriend and go out with him\!

Author: spain 24/7 world cup winners http://michael.urbanup.com/5320321
42. (michael) (50↑, 42↓)
Michael is a name given to a funny and pretty good looking gent that loves his video games. They are usually a little shy but once you get a few drinks in them, they are the life of the party.\\. When a michael is younger he usually has some sort of issue with his testicles. These michaels find one serious relationship and hang on to it forever and don't let go no matter what his friends tell him. All in all a michael is a fun guy to be around.

Hey\! Look at that michael over there.

43. (Michael) (9↑, 2↓)
A handsome, smart, kind, sweet young man who is very active. Someone who loves sports and when I say loves, i mean loves. He's tall, funny, sexy and very tan\! The love of my life and knows how to choose his lady ;) works out and has a hot boddd :) extremely fun to be around..even if it's just watching movies. He is a ZOMBIE SLAYING MASTER\! he is the best thing that has ever happened to someone. He is amazing and you can't imagine your life without him. He's the world. He's someone to love :) someone I love :)

What you wanna do? Michael: play lacrosse?

44. (michael) (11↑, 5↓)
Someone that has the best girlfriend in the world :*

michael has the best girlfriend

45. (Michael) (8↑, 3↓)
A michael is a really nice and funny person. he has a great sense of humor and a really pretty smile. Michael's are usually tall and athletic. He will tend to have really soft skin and soft lips. Michael's are usually jewish and/ or mixed race (most likely asian)a michael is really cute and will always keep you smiling. he is a great friend and you would be glad to have a michael in your life.

" oh my god my boy friend is so nice and really funny and has a great smile" "really? is his name michael?' "yeah\! How did you know?"

Author: prettysweetwreckless http://michael.urbanup.com/6191870
46. (Michael) (9↑, 5↓)
The most amazing person in the world. Michael is extremely nice, always putting others before himself. He is very lovable and whatever he does is to benefit his other half. When you are in love with a Michael it is forever and strong. There could never be anyone else. And you cannot forget that Michael is very attractive. Michael also has a very high intelligence with a genius IQ. You can never love anyone else once you loved a Michael because he is perfection.

Gabrielle: I'm going to make Michael mine, I'm going to make him fall in love with me.

Author: UndeservingGirlLovingYou http://michael.urbanup.com/6101252
47. (michael) (5↑, 2↓)
michaels are sweet,funny guys,who can come off as irritating but their heart is in the right place they like simple easy things and make great boyfriends.they are so nice and are cool and amazing.you should never let them go.they are life long friends and if possible they will love you forever.

my boyfriend is that kid michael wow he is just amazing i know we have been dating for two years.he doesnt eve check ou other girls thats like a record.you are so lucky

48. (Michael) (2↑, 0↓)
Michael is the most incredible guy in the entire world. He has a great sense of humor and will always be there for you. His smile is perfect, his eyes are perfect, his hair is perfect, his hands are perfect, his laugh is perfect, his voice is perfect, and he is perfect. He's trustworthy, attractive, super sweet, caring, and absolutely indescribably incredible. When you find a Michael, don't let him slip away. Take him while you can and don't let him go without a fight. Michaels don't come around every other day. They become an extremely important part of your life and once you meet one, he won't ever leave your mind. Michael will bring THE greatest of adventures and will be the only person that could ever make you feel beautiful. Enjoy every second you have with him because he will make every second worth living. He will be the reason you get up every morning. He will always be there for you. He will be the sunshine to your day. Just seeing his face will immediately make you feel like you could do anything. You will look forward to just being near him and will love hearing his voice. He is simply perfect.

Michael is a really incredible guy\! I was wondering if he would consider going to the formal Canwick dance with me?

49. (Michael) (2↑, 0↓)
A pretty cool guy who is a master of biomed and fucks bitches all the time. Dude gets so much pussy and ass in Gibson, Gleason, NRH, Sol, and so many other places. Is never a tiger on his own time. A true ladies' man, his dick is never lonely.

Dude, did you hear Tom fucked three girls at once last night? Oh shit. He is such a Michael.

50. (michael) (9↑, 7↓)
Michael has the largest penis of all his friends. His friends wish they could please women like he does.

Girl: michael, your penis is huge. Michael: well my name is michael ;)

51. (Michael) (20↑, 18↓)
Michael is a guy with many personalities. He wants to love but sometimes he's friends and even family members dont give him enough or shows him enough to actually use it on someone else. Michaels are very smart intellectual people with good taste of music, tv shows movies anything really. And they are the sweetest most whole-hearted friends or boyfriends-if he chooses to let yu have his heart. And even when he acts like a jerk or is rude around he's friends to you, he doesn't mean it. He just is constantly disrespected in front of people so he does what is done to him. Michaels are extremely special people to have in your life. They will protect you&& love you to the end. If you have a Michael, you are the luckiest person in the world.

person1-(girl) Wow im soo lucky\! person2-(girl's friend) Why? person1-Because i have the most ahmazing boyfriend ever\! person2-Oh really thats great. Whats his name? person1-Michael person2-oh yeah you have an ahmazingg boyfriend im happy for you.

Author: Gummibear Andrews-Lindsey http://michael.urbanup.com/5428412
52. (Michael) (35↑, 33↓)
A name so sexy that when girls see a man with this name, "The Power of Love" by Celine Dion immediatly starts to play in their heads.

Girl 1: "WOW\! That guy is pretty hot\!" Girl 2: "You know it . . . Whoa\! Is it me or did "the Power of Love" just start playing?" Girl 1: "It's not just you, I hear it too\!" Girl 2: "His name must be Michael\! \<3 Girl 1 & Girl 2: "DIBS\!\!\!"

Author: The Running Person http://michael.urbanup.com/4846046
53. (michael) (803↑, 801↓)
Another term for insanity or mental illness. Looney, nuts, crazy, mental, coo-coo, completely fucked in the head.

Michael lost his mind.

Author: Escargo please http://michael.urbanup.com/2911922
54. (Michael) (1↑, 0↓)
A great looking guy who is also a gentleman. He always has a great smile to brighten everyone's day. In bed he loves to snuggle and cuddle with the girl he loves most. He is incredibly smart and can make those around him laugh with joy. He may be quiet and nerdy at times, but that is what makes him special. Not to mention, he is a down-to-earth guy and is honest and caring. For that special someone, he can be a pushover and would make great exceptions for him or her.

[Michael] loves to [snuggle] up to his girlfriend and give her many [kisses] in [bed].

55. (Michael) (4↑, 3↓)
Weirdest person on the planet and steals peoples phones\!\!\!

Michael stole my phone\!

Author: cool kid 1237684806504 http://michael.urbanup.com/6280691
56. (Michael) (4↑, 3↓)
Someone you fall in love with who has a girlfriend. Someone you've known all your life and who is always there, just not there for you. Someone who when you tell them that you like them doesn't care. Someone who breaks your heart everyday. Someone who steals your heart and doesn't know they have it. Someone perfect.

"Hey did you ask that boy out?" "Naw he has a girlfriend. He's too much of a Michael."

Author: stinky feet 1134 http://michael.urbanup.com/6238586
57. (Michael) (5↑, 4↓)
A white-washed black man.

That guy from the hood is such a Michael\!

Author: The ultimate queer c: http://michael.urbanup.com/6175913
58. (Michael) (1↑, 0↓)
Michael's could definitely be defined as very hard working, honest, loving, and caring individuals. They are always there for the ones that they love. They are the ones that know exactly what they want and they will work hard and search forever (if they have to) to find it. They are the best friend to have and perfect soul-mate. They are very passionate men and they know how to make someone happy. They are very family oriented, but also very independent at the same time. They also are very radical about their sports at times, but can be easily put back on track by their other half. They also tend to be very inclined towards the Mathematics subject area and are fantastic at working with children with their Math studies. They are very loved by Taisha's and canines.

Yes, Michael, I will marry you.

59. (Michael) (16↑, 15↓)
Literally the hottest guy on earth. goes to a catholic school usually... plays sports such as track and basketball soccer and football. he is asian but tall. a great guy. hilarious. has a great body, and knows it. all the girls want him but few get him. flirts with all the hot girls and everyone wants him.

Em: "did you see michael at practice the other day?" CC: "yea he was so hot, like usual"

60. (Michael) (0↑, 0↓)
A small, goodlooking guy. He's usually funny, but can go serious on certain topics. Really loves cheeseburgers, And was a camel in the before life. He brings a smile to everyones face, even if their unhappy. He has a good body, and is fashionable. Hes really sweet and a cutie. Sometimes, hes kind of vain though. :)

Aww, Michael's trying to climb that fence\! Hes so little. But hes hot aswell... Like phwoah.

61. (Michael) (3↑, 3↓)
Michael is a name given to a funny and very good looking gent that loves his video games. Michaels are usually a little shy but once you get a few drinks in them, they are the life of the party. They are slow to trust, and even slower to love...but once a person gains the trust and love of a Michael - they've got it forever. Typically Michaels are a huge fan of anything outdoors: Hiking, 4-Wheelers, Yard Work, etc. Michaels generally love animals and other human beings. Typically raised with a top-knotch upbringing these are the types of men who make excellent husbands, fathers, and grandfathers. Often times these creatures are confused about what they deserve in life, and usually have to go through a hell of a lot in life before settling down.

Love Me some Michael.

Author: Notthatonebiatch http://michael.urbanup.com/6151191
62. (Michael) (14↑, 14↓)
The biggest asshole alive. He does shit with girls and then never talks to them again, even his good frienddsss.

Girl one; "Michael ate me out over a week ago, and now we haven't talked." Girl 2; "Yeah, he's a total douche."

Author: fuckmichaellewwww http://michael.urbanup.com/6021074
63. (Michael) (2↑, 2↓)
A really good guy who keps me smiling. He's a good boyfriend. someone who i hold dear to by heart i love michael\!\!\! we have good "others"

see him over there? he's such a michael

64. (Michael) (21↑, 21↓)
A man that much is known about him he normally hides out in seedy bars playing buck hunter till early hours of the morning has many a nickname: billy botson, botswana, mickey b, mickey botson, ibbo, 50 cent, nippys, BOTSON, and many more

chad: oi gos did you see plates eat shit in buckhunter? gos: yeah he need to wash those dishes\! michael: oh man i suck.

65. (Michael) (8↑, 9↓)
Another term for douchebag

Dude\! He's such a Michael\!

66. (Michael) (8↑, 9↓)
dirty pervert hooker.\<3 that you will always love bcuz he's super sweet. and sexy.. and a skater (:

Ted "look, its Michael" Ashlyn "OHHHHH, YAY."

Author: errybody_errywhere22 http://michael.urbanup.com/5973773
67. (Michael) (31↑, 32↓)
A jerk who breaks up with girls for no reason.

Because I'm Michael. Duh.

Author: KCoolAllTheNamesAreBeingUsed http://michael.urbanup.com/5720919
68. (Michael) (29↑, 30↓)
An epic douchebag who is easily pissed off. A person who would be angry by just reading this definition.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Michael today? Person 2: Yeah, he's such a douchebag he belongs on Jersey Shore\!

Author: TheOneWithTheGreenStripeJacket http://michael.urbanup.com/5547744
69. (Michael) (20↑, 21↓)
BIGGEST, BADDEST BITCH AROUND\!

damn michael, you're so fucking hot. I CAN'T WAIT TO RAPE YO DICK WHEN YO SLEEPIN.

70. (Michael) (10↑, 12↓)
A homosexual, who loves the dick in their mouth and ass, he spits the cum, swallows on some occasions\! Has tried it on an airplane. Also loves horses, and hates Chinese and Asians.

Michael look at those Asians

Author: Mystery-Man.69 http://michael.urbanup.com/6157219
71. (Michael) (6↑, 9↓)
The Biggest party animal ever. Extremely perverted, but has your back when you need it. Life might be difficult with him but there is no way in the entire universe you can live without him. He is the guy you keep away from girls you like because he will probably try to steal them, but underneath that pimpness is a caring friend that you would want to have forever.

Michael is the greatest guy in the planet

Author: Uri Nemirovsky http://michael.urbanup.com/5926219
72. (Michael) (2↑, 5↓)
a guy who loves the color blue, is extremely weird, and loves tacos...

guy \#1: dang dude..you're weird guy\#2 :no....your michael guy \#1: MINDBLOWN

73. (michael) (36↑, 39↓)
a sweet-heart who always knows what to say. He is loving and kind and very funny. But also knows how to be serious when he needs to be. Very [athletic] and not very bright...but is very street smart. Will someday be [famous] and rich. Michaels seem to go best with [alisons] or [chelseas]. As well as [abbeys]. they know how to be in a relationship and arent fakes or asswholes.

:) michael \<3

Author: happiness_and_love http://michael.urbanup.com/4740279
74. (Michael) (12↑, 16↓)
The kid at the party that nobody wants to talk to or be around. You also dont know why he is here or who invited him. Most likely wears sweatshirts for all seasons. Person that pisses everywhere when he's drunk.

Someone: "Its 90 degrees, why does that kid have a sweatshirt on?" Other Guy: "Oh Thats A Michael." Someone: "Im sorry to hear that." Someone: "Man who is that kid over there in the corner, he is michaeling this party pretty bad." Other Guy: "Dude you better check your fridge." Someone: "Hey you see that kid over there, he just Michaeled your fridge." Host:".........Fuck"

75. (michael) (6↑, 12↓)
Michael is another word for masturbation, normally used in the context of whacking the weasel to animal porn.

I just made a michael last night

76. (michael) (5↑, 11↓)
used as a verb it explains how bad ass someone is being. as a noun it is said to be the single most bad ass living thing in the universe. ancient scrolls indicate that a michael was discovered in the raunchy region of jamaica and was said to have been placed on earth by the mighty lax gods to increase the global bad ass meter. it is said to still be in existance and is plucking corners all over the place

(bro just ripped a lacrosse net with a behind-the-back crank) Guy \#1 dude your such a michael lanahan Guy \#1-why are you so cool bro Michael-its what i do. heres a free twag for your troubles

Author: albertchinningsworththethird http://michael.urbanup.com/5547719
77. (Michael) (9↑, 16↓)
manipulating and seducing girls to like him, michael can be best described as a selfish cynical and essentially a character of sinister. Michael will have no self determination to attempt to succeed in society as he is more focused on the chase of "getting far with women" his desires are controlled by the want of sexual activity with women. He does not have respect for women and lacks the ability to tell the truth, but succeeds in hurting and replacing the truth with his lies. Michaels from my experience have many personalities problems and have a lack of commitment.

My dick needs chicks, michael is a cunt

Author: Jessica Smithy http://michael.urbanup.com/5949913
78. (Michael) (21↑, 28↓)
The biggest douche bag in the world. Doesn't care about your feelings, and will dump every girl he dates. He's conceited and thinks he's above all; When in reality he's the most worthless person ever.

Girl1- That's my ex boyfriend, Michael. Girl2- What a coincidence, that's my ex too\!

79. (Michael) (32↑, 39↓)
Good looking man with a dominate nature.... works hard... plays harder. At ease with hisself where ever he might be... possession of many "special" talents....Makes one hell of a Dom\!

Michael is a trustworthy Dom\!

80. (Michael) (7↑, 15↓)
A half asian half white kid runs stop signs and laughs at the word barbeque sauce, and gets saved by the coolest person in the world from a severe car crash.

your being such a michael\!

81. (Michael) (3↑, 12↓)
Normally a lanky guy, killer body and can be moody at times, he's currently in love with some boom chick called Robyn. Someone who has a short temper.

"pulling a michael" meaning getting stressed out soo easily.. "sandiford's stressing'' meaning someone get angry..

82. (Michael) (17↑, 26↓)
Usually a crusty person, who doesnt shower or brush his teeth. The name is association with "Alex" as the research we have done concludes that they are both dirty and make people want to shower. Micheal's are prone to body wash and wear UGG boots that he gets from the thrift store.

God damn that kid is as crusty as a Michael\!

83. (Michael) (23↑, 32↓)
A guy with jewish pubic hair on his head.

That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...

Author: The Ultimate Mancore http://michael.urbanup.com/5159829
84. (Michael) (16↑, 26↓)
1) total ass clown 2) likes big boners in his butt 3) loves his justin beber hair\!\!\!

hey that guy looks really gay...i think his name is Michael.

Author: fuzzy nerf herder http://michael.urbanup.com/5630955
85. (Michael) (14↑, 24↓)
A large flightless bird, who does not lay eggs and shits sideways. Mainly found roaming the streets or dark alleys

That damn Michael shit on my car again

Author: MichaelPapa-uzza http://michael.urbanup.com/5425761
86. (Michael) (25↑, 35↓)
Often pretends to be disabled to get attention or into bed with men and/or authority figures. Addicted to candy and porn...sometimes together. Steals books from the church library and takes money from the homeless. He will do anything to get ahead including auctioning off his virginity on ebay. He likes to show off his food slicing skills to (unsuccessfully) compensate for his tiny manhood.

Another word for a compulsive liar, foot fungus brought on by an STD, cheater, male prostitute, and child rapist. "I'm sorry I cheated, but what do you expect, I am a Michael\!"

Author: Le Corbustier. http://michael.urbanup.com/5179961
87. (Michael) (22↑, 33↓)
Most people say this person was amazing. BUT the truth is he is a kiss ass and he kinda really sucks. He is loud and obnoxious and everyone in his class hates him. Come to think of it everyone in the world probably hates him too.. but it'll be okay. Maybe he'll grow up to be one of those cat ladies.. He'll still have friends..kinda. But overall he sucks. And has a small penis.

i know, he's being such a michael.

88. (Michael) (28↑, 39↓)
A man who seems very sweet, nice, and makes you feel very special. But in reality, he will fuck pretty much anything that moves, and when drunk he can not differentiate between women, and tends to be somewhat of a man slut. However, despite his skankiness he is a loyal friend with a down to earth soul.

Wow, that guy is such a michael\! OMG I can't believe he just pulled such a Michael\!

Author: lonewolf456709 http://michael.urbanup.com/4852844
89. (Michael) (21↑, 33↓)
The ugliest human being ALIVE\! beware of Michael this creature will burn your eyes A Michael is a untrustworthy person who will stab you in the back once he has a chance to Michael also picks on innocent people for not reason Michael is a major DOUCHEBAG and a ASSHOLE\!

Becky: omg I saw Michaels face roday Laura: ewwww is your eyes okay Becky: yeah but that was some disgusting SHIT\!\!

90. (Michael) (18↑, 31↓)
Michael is a huge dick. He thinks he is better than everyone but hes not. No one likes him. He tends to fuck girls named jillian and he is a very mean and selfish person. He loves to use girls

dude that bitch is so michael

91. (Michael) (24↑, 37↓)
limp dick

Michael: sorry i can't get it up

Author: giggly face 696969 http://michael.urbanup.com/5155678
92. (Michael) (24↑, 37↓)
Michael is a person who is usually found making faces at him self, and is not very caring. He likes to make fun of people to make him feel more beautiful.

Sara:"Don't u think he such a joy?" Deven:"I think hes a Michael" Sara:"I'm going to Bismarck you\!\!\!\>:0"

Author: Ananymos1234567890 http://michael.urbanup.com/5019989
93. (Michael) (31↑, 44↓)
A dumbass cheating liar who doesn't know how to keep a secret and tells his girlfriend's best friends that he fucked a chick he said he hated and decides that he is going to keep being stupid and try to be a player when all he actually is is a stupid asshat.

MIchael is a dumbass cheater.

94. (Michael) (21↑, 35↓)
The dried up [poop] left on your ass hairs after taking a [huge dump].

Holy shit James you smell like Michael

Author: MarcusArilious&MatifaBabyPhat http://michael.urbanup.com/5180747
95. (Michael) (18↑, 32↓)
Would go gay for George Lucas and/or Jordan Bailey

"My boyfriend just pulled a total Michael\! Who the fuck is Jordan Bailey?\!?\!"

96. (michael) (25↑, 39↓)
a person who dates one girl after another. often says "lolcats" to EVERYTHING. obnoxious. all he does is skate. he will use you just for attention. his mom is a stripper. he'll tell you he loves you then an hour later he will break up with you.

me: ahhh i just broke my arm it hurts michael: lolcats me: lets hang out michael: lolcats michael: baby i love you. *two hours later* michael: i love you but im breaking up with you.

97. (Michael) (7↑, 22↓)
Slang for weed. To be used when discretion is necessary.

yo we gonna kick it with michael tonight?

Author: Nobody so why do you care? http://michael.urbanup.com/5431922
98. (Michael) (6↑, 29↓)
An extremely loyal student... a bit too loyal at times. Michael will not break ANY rules, even small pointless ones, or he'll sleep with a bad conscious. Extremely nerdy and annoying. He's usually the most hated in school.

"Oh fuck, here comes Michael, quick hide your notebook\!" "Michael, can I help you with loading your film into your camera?" "No, that's cheating, I have to learn from my mistakes, even though it'll take me the whole class period and we won't get to move on"

Author: PaleGoldLizard http://michael.urbanup.com/5283959
99. (Michael) (10↑, 35↓)
It is the code word used when there is to many niggers around to say the word nigger.

That Michael is burple

100. (Michael) (60↑, 87↓)
A large immovable force that is extremely corpulent and has a massive size or is more than the universe put together. Also a word to describe someone or something that exhibits monkey-like characteristics or one who is related to King Kong.

Me: Look at that Michael at the zoo. Friend: Yea he's extremely grotesque and hard to look at. Me: Oh look, there's a Michael at the top of the Empire State Building. Friend: Ahhhhh\! If he falls down onto the ground, the Earth will move out of the orbit.

101. (Michael) (28↑, 57↓)
A man who wants to be a boy, or be with boys

If you like to have young boys sleep in your bed you are a Michael

102. (Michael) (29↑, 58↓)
1.Someone who walks around work giving "top-tips" and "throwing it out there" even though it's evident he has no idea. 2. A person with poor personal hygeine. 3. A small penis. 4. An individual incapable of cooking a BBQ.

Simon: Did you see that guy wandering around doing a Michael? Sandi: Yeah, and he stinks like a Michael too. Simon: I bet you he's got a Michael. Sandi: I wouldn't want to eat at his place, he's probably a Michael.

103. (michael) (17↑, 47↓)
If a girl is called a michael she is most likely to have never had a boyfriend and looks like a fish. The fish she might look like is a pranah because she has a big mouth and could swallow anything. She has a huge mouth for sucking dick but her looks ruin it for her. You do not want to be called a Michael.

"This so true about the definition of michael"

104. (michael) (33↑, 64↓)
walks like a pimp with a limp\! has theee huggest anaconda penis ever\! he swears like he is the best rapper ever\!\! you go to him if you need a ride\! even if its right before a game\! he willl finish you chinese food for you when you cant\! and he has all the tight hookups of nozz\!\! everyone loves michael\!\! especially girls named jasmine and destiny\<3

girl\#1-my boyfriend sucks butt.face\! he won't take me to turnbull.. girl\#2-aww you should of found a michael

Author: Michael's girl\!\! http://michael.urbanup.com/4523992
105. (Michael) (26↑, 58↓)
The most fuckiest person in the world. is terrible in bed. small dick. has no self asteem. dumps girls for no fucking reason. ugly short stock of broccoli. lovees alexis emilys and anas. likes three sums. Fucks himself at. good friend

A: "hey michael, what are you doing tonight?" M: "fucking my self, three sum

Author: youdeserveitbitch. http://michael.urbanup.com/4891922
106. (Michael) (34↑, 67↓)
A FAT MIDDLE AGED BALDING MALE who lives with his mom. He is a dull/common person. Someone lacking power who's mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.

"Ew, you are going to end up a michael\!"

107. (Michael) (37↑, 85↓)
Noun: An incredibly effeminate homosexual. Michaels can usually be found staring intently into a Calvin Klein underwear ad paying particular attention to the groin region...whilst touching themselves. One can normally make friends with Michaels by offering gifts such as window treatment catalogues and rubber penises.

Hi, Michael? I hear you really like penises, let's be special friends\!

Author: Captain McDouche http://michael.urbanup.com/4630975
108. (Michael) (16↑, 70↓)
A boy that is seemingly dangerous and adventurous on the outside, but is sweet and gentle on the inside. If you are lucky enough to be with Michael, you will quickly realize that he outshines your own intellect. WARNING: He might go for your balls. if he does call this number... 346-5634\! Make sure you never sing Jump on it with him near, he will HUMP random things\!

Radio:"JUMP ON IT\!" Michael:*humpin the chair\! Humpin the chair*

Author: ryhdrthrthrthrth http://michael.urbanup.com/4622933
109. (Michael) (69↑, 128↓)
A name that usually implies a VERY creepy person. Almost everyone with the name Michael is a perverted freak.

"What a [perv].I bet that dude's name is [Michael]."

Author: Your mom said this. http://michael.urbanup.com/4448080
110. (Michael) (70↑, 137↓)
The Indentation on your legs after wearing socks is known as a Michael. Named after the person who decided we needed a name for it.

"Oh wow, look at my shins\!" "Haha look at how your socks have Michael'd your legs" "Yep, this some major Michael"

Author: Lesbian Chin Room http://michael.urbanup.com/3774265
111. (michael) (38↑, 137↓)
To mess up something or commit a horrendous offense, as in what Michael Scott from NBC's "The Office" usually does or things Michael "The King of Pop" Jackson has been alleged of in the past 15 years. Not to be confused with Michaels that excel at something such as Michael Jordan or Michael Phelps.

"He really pulled a michael."

112. (Michael) (54↑, 163↓)
From the bible meaning he who is closest to God. Also can mean huge loser.

1. I found the name Michael in the bible. 2. I found my name Michael under the word "loser" in the dictionary. Must be cuz I live at home at 36 and never had sex.

Author: Michael Todd Rehmeyerr http://michael.urbanup.com/3443756
113. (michael) (306↑, 432↓)
1. A term used to describe a girl pretending to be a man online in order to pick up gays. 2. Transgender

1. I might set up an Michael today, loving those camwhores right now. 2. That girl would be so pissed off if she knew I was an Michael. 3. Man, he got Michael'd bad, I had to get out of there before it went to far.

114. (Michael) (425↑, 565↓)
Name applied to a dull/common person. Someone lacking power who's mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male. Also a term for overcompensation.

1. He had no idea what the theory of relativity was.. he's such a Michael. 2. He had to talk down to people to overcompensate for the failure that's his life. 3. He envied Joe.. for he could always command a crowd but then he realized he was just a Michael and no one took him seriously.

115. (michael) (238↑, 382↓)
An online term used to describe a homosexual new to the gay community. Newcomers are named 'Michael's.' Terminology used frequently in gay chat rooms. This term would be applied to males whom appear more feminine in personality or appearance. Can also be applied to transgenders.

We welcomed 'Michael' into our community.

116. (MICHAEL) (420↑, 574↓)
a term used to describe a woman pretending to be a man online in order to pick up gays.

He went online and pretended to be a MICHAEL to pick up gay men. You should have seen the smile on his face.

117. (Michael) (77↑, 240↓)
A term for a guy giving head to another guy, or a term for sucks dick.

God that math test today Michaeled. Duuude...that Michaels.

118. (michael) (732↑, 926↓)
the average run of the mill name. Common and Boring. name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.

michael is a common boring average name

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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